Oh what I would do...

A book! A book! My kingdom for a massive box of English books!!!
Recently, I've been missing the joy of reading books in English, and sadly, I don't have any books to read in English here, they are almost impossible to find, and if you do find them, they will cost you an arm and a leg to get....and since arms and legs don't exactly grow on trees then I have to be content with just the thoughts of having books in English, which isn't exactly as satisfying.

If anyone reads this, and has it in their little heart to send me books, then reply, I'll send you an address in the states where you can send them, so they will be brought down to me.